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Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time
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Aperture Science Business Magnet's Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time - A Beginner's Guide and Walkthrough of Valve Software's Portal 2 ("Aperture Science" verslo magneto "Portal 2": Kvailiausias visų laikų tęsinys - Pradinuko gidas ir perėjimas per "Valve Software" "Portal 2") is a fan fiction on Portal 2 and most definitely Portal 2: Episode One.
Fan Fiction Application keeps appearing.
Released 26 October, 2010
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Plot
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Exactly the same as of the original's.
See Portal 2 speculated storyline page here (I removed the link on Portal 2:AAA Wiki because the page really belongs to here and was (note WAS) just self-advertising there)
When does it take place?Edit
SpinoffsEdit
There were many discussions on how to make Aperture Science Business Magnet's Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time - A Beginner's Guide and Walkthrough of Valve Software's Portal 2 a prequel. Proposals for the one true sequel are:
- Portal 2: The Stupidest Webcomic of All Time. Intended as a MSPAFA, and further extrapolates thought process behind Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time - parody the alpha/beta version, and then parody the release itself. Has not appeared, and will most likely not until Portal 2 is released.
- Alternian Trolltal 2: The Sburbanest Jungle of All Time. The twelve Hivebent trolls act out the fan fiction, and extrapolate the parodying even more. Currently two of the actresses are dead. (Though Alternia and troll are gone, / I thought the culler would last forever. / I WAS WRONG.) The script has been made up to Part 5c.
- Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two. The first true sequel of the story and not the thought process. It features the "creation" of Contine Overseer, mirroring Portal: The 4th Millennium. Also features a matespritship relationship between Ms. Johnson-Rattmann and Sburban Kizzsprite.
- Aperture Science Business Magnet's Blue Portals Development Center Business Overseer's Adventures - A Quote Collection of New Dawn's Project: Midnight. A spiritual successor of Portal 2 Episode Two: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time Part Two, it follows Contine one year after her "creation", dealing with what calls itself Project: Midnight. Closest to a true sequel, but seems more like Portal: The 4th Millennium: Prelude.
- Blue Portals Development Center Business Overseer's Aperture Science Business Magnet's Death Day - A Quote Collection of Lithuanian and American Press and Government. Follows the Business Magnet after he wrote Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time. In retribution to what he will put Contine through, she preemptively started a collaboration with 2011 world and got her and Ms. Johnson-Rattmann's enemy, the Business Magnet down once and for all. Though, the death was merely faked, and the Business Magnet lived.
- Cinematronics Celebrations proposed a movie followup to the fan fiction, Cinematronics Celebrations' Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time - An Utter Reinterpretation and Remake of Aperture Science Business Magnet's Fan Fiction of the 22nd Century. It was based on the Business Magnet's works other than Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time.
External linksEdit
And here too. (THIS ONE IS THE FULL FOLLOW IT)
We assure you, the link is not a lie. (Subtitled "The link is not a lie ;)")
- - The Aperture Science Intelligent Multipurpose System Janus, version 7.06
TriviaEdit
- More than half of Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time (20 pages) were written in two months from March 10 to the Business Magnet's birthday (April 30), 2010.
LegacyEdit
Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is a question the Business Magnet asked irenicPie on Formspring. The fan fiction, however, has 20 parts and not 18.
Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time is a measurement for literally every other literary work.
Complete script of Part OneEdit
A decaying office. Midday. One core was traveling- (berp berp berp) a grammar error detected. Fragment. Consider revising. "You s**k. You s**k yet again." One core was traveling along the railroads installed on the ceiling of the facility. But, as the facility was going down (it wasn't used for seventy years) the ceiling the core was traveling on broke, and the core fell. It didn't know where in the facility it was, as there were no signs indicating sections' names. However, the core (which consisted of a big eye on a sphere) could see what the place consisted of. It consisted of a glass panel and a so-called "portal frame" (the core remembered that from back in the 21st century). Inside the glass panel there was another portal frame and some sort of futuristic bed. In the bed the core saw a woman in a cyan jumpsuit sleeping. Continuing its examinations of the room, the core saw a large button on the floor. On the ceiling above the button there was a tube that could develop a "storage cube" whenever it desired. Looking again, the core saw that the tube was on a timer that had two lines: one read "2107.10.09 12:30:00.000" and wasn't counting and another one read "2107.10.09 12:28:50.043" and was counting up. The core would have wondered what would happen when the timers' clocks matched but as it was a helper core, there was no time for this. As the timer was counting down, the core noticed that the room above the broken ceiling had some sort of a sign. That sign read "…in Test Su…" The core was unable to read more because it could not move not on the rails. It decided that whatever that was, it was neither of interest to it nor to that sleeping woman. Just as the core noticed a door, which, by the way, wasn't like any ordinary door, all of sudden, from nowhere, a masculine voice started talking:
Beginning Relaxation Vault Wake-Up Sequence in Three. Two. One.
"Wake-up? Relaxation Vault?" the core wondered before it noticed that the portal frame opened a portal. Then the core noticed that the sleeping woman woke up. "That's it," the core thought, "I'll not stand much longer in this nightmarish facility with all the Relaxation Vaults and portal frames and…"
Welcome to the Year 2107. My name is Cave, and, as GLaDOS is shut down, you can freely explore the facility.
"Oh god, this continues more. Now I'll really escape- wait. I can't move. But I'll escape this nightmarish facility with all the Relaxation Vaults and portal frames opening and Caves and GLaDOSes and…" and the core noticed the woman was staring at it curiously. "Okay", the core said. "Then I'll make a deal. You pick up me and carry me along your path, and I'll help you escape this nightmarish facility." "But I don't know you," the woman said. "You know, let's introduce ourselves. My name is Chell." "Okay… Chell." The core was (berp berp berp) a grammar error detected. Fragment. Consider revising."You s**k. I want to shut you down. That should mark a period." The core was scared. "My name is Wheatley. Now let's escape the facility…" "For God's sake, stop calling it a facility. It has a name - Aperture Science Main Headquarters." "And… do you like it?" "Unfortunately, yes. In fact, this has been so much of a home to me that I gave names to every section of the headquarters. This area, for example," Chell pointed at the broken ceiling, "is the Main Test Subject Section, but I just call it…" "Okay, enough. Better tell me who's Cave." "Cave? He was my grand- (berp berp berp) a grammar error detected. Fragment. Consider revising. "Oh come on. Just shut down."
Shutting down the Aperture Science Main Headquarters in Three. Two. One.
Everything went black. Only the sun could be seen reflecting from a mirror surface of the broken ceiling sign. Even Wheatley was shut down.
Chell! Chell! It's Cave!
Everyone would think "what the heck?"
That grammar check really is a fail! Now GLaDOS and Wheatley are dead! Everyone is dead here! Listen. You have to find a plug on the Main Test Subject Section. Unfortunately, it's just above you on the floor. But I think shooting the plug with a portal would be enough. First, try to find the portalgun and… what the heck? (pause) Oh shi. Just a Japanese "shi".
An unknown nature force affected Cave so much that he could not say a thing. But Chell got the message and found the portal device she first used back in 2007. She shot a portal to the mirror surface of the sign, and particles hit the plug on the floor. Everything was lit again, and the nature force was gone.
At least that stupid Word 2108 for Blinds: Grammar Check program is not running. You can be safe now; the headquarters won't shut down randomly anymore.
Chell and Wheatley were relieved. But only for a second.
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And for the grand finale (this will not be the end of the fan fiction, this doesn't even belong to the fan fiction):
As they were forging their way out of the headquarters, Wheatley asked: „From where do you know everything on the facility?" „Access All Areas, dumba**!"
