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Contents 1 Welcome to Aperture Scientific Teleportative Device Hole: The First Decades of the First Century of the Fourth Millennium of the First Decamillennium, or How I Learned to Illegally Download and Play a Game, Become Obsessed With it, Turn the Game's Artificial Intelligence into a Goddamn Human after Travelling in Time, and Marry the Computer, and Live Long and Prosperous Wiki 2 Now welcome to Aperture Scientific Teleportative Device Hole: The First Decades of the First Century of the Fourth Millennium of the First Decamillennium, or How I Learned to Illegally Download and Play a Game, Become Obsessed With it, Turn the Game's Artificial Intelligence into a Goddamn Human after Travelling in Time, and Marry the Computer, and Live Long and Prosperous 3 Completely unrelated 4 Current events 5 lol 6 Improvement Drive 7 A stupid list of stupid articles that most likely you'll not even hit 8 Quote of the day 9 Latest activity

Welcome to Aperture Scientific Teleportative Device Hole: The First Decades of the First Century of the Fourth Millennium of the First Decamillennium, or How I Learned to Illegally Download and Play a Game, Become Obsessed With it, Turn the Game's Artificial Intelligence into a Goddamn Human after Travelling in Time, and Marry the Computer, and Live Long and Prosperous WikiEdit

Aperture Scientific Teleportative Device Hole: The First Decades of the First Century of the Fourth Millennium of the First Decamillennium, or How I Learned to Illegally Download and Play a Game, Become Obsessed With it, Turn the Game's Artificial Intelligence into a Goddamn Human after Travelling in Time, and Marry the Computer, and Live Long and Prosperous Wiki is an official site for Aperture Scientific Teleportative Device Hole: The First Decades of the First Century of the Fourth Millennium of the First Decamillennium, or How I Learned to Illegally Download and Play a Game, Become Obsessed With it, Turn the Game's Artificial Intelligence into a Goddamn Human after Travelling in Time, and Marry the Computer, and Live Long and Prosperous, Portal 2: Geometry and Portals and Aperture Science Business Magnet's Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time - A Beginner's Guide and Walkthrough of Valve Software's Portal 2. Its wiki format means anyone can add (but not subtract, especially sbrown) funny bits to this wiki. Now go fail.

Now welcome to Aperture Scientific Teleportative Device Hole: The First Decades of the First Century of the Fourth Millennium of the First Decamillennium, or How I Learned to Illegally Download and Play a Game, Become Obsessed With it, Turn the Game's Artificial Intelligence into a Goddamn Human after Travelling in Time, and Marry the Computer, and Live Long and ProsperousEdit

And now become a failure, as GLaDOS will perfectly pull you to the Test Subject role. That's what Valve's Portal is all about.

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I was told a brilliant idea on mAL.

Current eventsEdit

See TWP-mAL Breakdown

Portal: The 4th Millennium Wiki's history is now officially spanning across two decades.

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Congress Candidate Presentation

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This wiki needs more pages starting with Aperture Science.

A stupid list of stupid articles that most likely you'll not even hitEdit

• Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time (I wrote something to make up for that stupid "stupid" template)
• Stupid speculation article

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